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   messageicon I wish Doc would hurry up with that Flux Capacitor so we don't have to pay these ridiculous f&^kin' gas prices!!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:32 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mayans lol...and to think MTV started "Punked"!!
←Rate | 12-21-2012 09:01 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can you buy movies at Walmart with nude scenes in them and can't by a CD with cussin??
←Rate | 05-26-2011 21:09 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am either going to hell or the rapture was a hoax!!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:26 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first time I saw my ex in a thong I had to pay a cover charge....to see that same thong on her today, I would have to pay a surgeon!!
←Rate | 10-01-2011 10:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to that "Farmer's Dating" website I saw on TV....why do all the women look like sheep??
←Rate | 01-05-2013 20:03 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it when women are on their "that time of month" do they have to feel like they have to fly around the room on a broom and beat you with it??
←Rate | 08-30-2011 19:43 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor tried...BUT it is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 19:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manscaping now fully complete!! Waiting on the itching to commence!!
←Rate | 06-19-2012 14:37 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a skinny girl always says "I'm fat" do you ever feel like saying you're skinny and you know it but your insecurity is not attractive so a fat girl with confidence makes you look unappealing, so start eating!!
←Rate | 02-24-2013 18:13 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember foks, when ya ask to borrow someone's phone....nobody takes the newspaper into the bathroom anymore!!
←Rate | 07-30-2012 20:18 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get arrested, do I have a good enough friend to come to my house and clear my browseer before they can obtain the search warrant??
←Rate | 03-31-2011 10:00 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I honestly believe Nancy Grace thinks she can bring Caylee back to life....that or is SHE the one making money off of a lil girl's death?? Think about it!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:16 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish MTV would make a show called "16 and mature"
←Rate | 10-10-2012 15:51 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you unfriend me or block me on Facebook, that means you would probably just turn your nose up in real life...you're actually doing me a favor!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:42 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world doesn't end on Dec 21 2012....I have a feeling that there will be alot of babies born on Sept 20th 2013!!
←Rate | 01-11-2012 18:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Geez O pete's just legalize marijauna already...just for the simple fact that stoner's won't have anything else to talk about, ever!!
←Rate | 03-29-2011 09:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women will cost you more money than a drug habit, business adventure ect.....matter of fact the reason the v@gina is shaped that way is so you can swipe your credit card thru and be done with it!!
←Rate | 07-29-2012 19:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Beiber on the CMT's is like Rosa Parks at a Klan rally!!
←Rate | 06-08-2011 21:23 by urboyblue Comments (0)  



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