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   messageicon If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm "Flintstoning" That mf!
←Rate | 03-15-2012 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today will never know the pain of the Dewey Decimal system and how to catalog library books on index cards.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon omg I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
←Rate | 07-27-2011 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement
←Rate | 03-18-2012 22:55 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..
←Rate | 07-25-2011 23:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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