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   messageicon “Friendzoned“ should be a relationship status on Facebook.
←Rate | 03-11-2014 03:11 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon NO Relationship Is Perfect, So You Might As Well Pick The Perfect Person To Go Through Hell With.
←Rate | 03-13-2014 03:23 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.
←Rate | 10-28-2015 11:04 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 13:41 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate Middleton Is Now Officially A MILF
←Rate | 07-23-2013 13:15 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I shot you in the face with a tampon. In my defense, you were acting like a giant v*gina.
←Rate | 03-10-2014 13:08 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting "it's complicated" as your relationship status on Facebook is saying "I f*ck this person sometimes and I'm pretty hurt about it"
←Rate | 03-10-2014 13:07 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.
←Rate | 01-05-2022 07:39 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
←Rate | 07-05-2016 11:29 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.
←Rate | 08-19-2014 02:12 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
←Rate | 11-17-2016 04:57 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information
←Rate | 10-26-2015 11:07 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pfizer Claims Its Covid Vaccine Effective Against Nuclear Reaction Too.
←Rate | 03-02-2022 04:30 by Udit Comments (0)  



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