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   messageicon Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 15:23 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon remembers believing that by pressing the Diet "Button" on McDonalds Coke lids would suddenly make the Coke turn into a Diet Coke O_0
←Rate | 10-22-2010 15:07 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Add My BB Pin » Y3hR1ght
←Rate | 09-20-2010 16:35 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just bought the wife a solar powered vibrator, seeing as the sun shines out of her arse it should save me a fortune on batteries.
←Rate | 09-16-2011 07:19 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.
←Rate | 05-13-2020 13:00 by Trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number .
←Rate | 06-09-2012 00:53 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - When Stephen Hawking has sex does he use Condoms or Norton Anti Virus?
←Rate | 11-15-2010 18:54 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:38 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Wayne Rooney and Alex Ferguson have changed their relationship status to 'its complicated'... Manchester city 'like this'
←Rate | 10-22-2010 15:11 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:11 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You the bomb" "No, you the bomb" - A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east.
←Rate | 12-29-2017 01:49 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - The biggest Lie Ever: "I have read the Terms and Conditions".
←Rate | 10-09-2010 15:31 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I booked a nice table for two, then she tells me she doesn't like snooker, wtf?
←Rate | 02-14-2013 04:23 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:08 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 12.12.12 - It's a good day to test a microphone :)
←Rate | 12-12-2012 02:29 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amy Winehouse Making the recession worse for drug dealers since 2011
←Rate | 07-23-2011 13:47 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:39 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Justin AmatterofsecondswasknownworldwidetobeacompletedoucheBieber.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 13:57 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rupert Murdoch is said to be deeply touched by the messages from family and friends left on Whitney Houstons phone.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 02:41 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A council estate in Liverpool was recently closed due to the discovery of an unidentified object. After 8 hours of scientific testing it turned out to be a payslip.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 03:16 by trickz100 Comments (0)  




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