topherboy1981 Funny Status Messages

   KFC's new "Chicken's Littles" commercial claim "Little is the new big".......poorly endowed men everywhere finally feel adequate after watching

   well the Oscars this year were dominated by the movie Pi....next year, I demand they make a movie named bacon....

   it too late convert Charlie Sheen into a Redsox's fan so they can start winning?

   eating soup with chop sticks..........this may take awhile

   just updated my status........TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

   have you ever stood in front of the mirror and said to yourself "who the hell is this person? and then suddenly realize you're standing in front of a coffee shop window staring at a cop...

   ever have the feeling someone is watching you? I guess it doesn't help that I'm looking into this mirror.