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   messageicon wait....what if the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen?
←Rate | 01-08-2014 12:35 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!
←Rate | 11-29-2015 12:35 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Q: what does a nosy pepper do? A: it gets jalapeño your business. (o.O)
←Rate | 03-11-2013 02:11 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2
←Rate | 10-15-2012 17:43 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...what do you mean I can't get change from the church collection plate? I only have $20s.
←Rate | 09-29-2013 10:30 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy alentines ay: for those who wont be getting the V or the D.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 01:33 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


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