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   messageicon You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:39 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 02:20 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's dead... But look! Hundreds of bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up in string! Someone was after a few of this guy's favorite things.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 15:06 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 11:38 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon <Rages against the vending machine
←Rate | 10-21-2010 16:22 by sMs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captain's log, stardate 41358.2. I am nailed to the hull.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 10:32 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Betty White deserves better than to inherit this mess of a planet when we die
←Rate | 05-03-2021 12:19 by SMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do beavers even know what they're doing? Or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, "Absolutely not!"
←Rate | 05-05-2021 14:37 by SmS Comments (0)  



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