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   messageicon Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 12:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a quiz is NOT multiple choice... You know you're screwed.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 14:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy who invented the revolving door was just an asshole who hated having to hold doors open for people.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:43 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 23:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 14:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Dora, How do you get that t-shirt to fit over your head? Sincerely, Thats physically impossiple
←Rate | 03-01-2011 11:07 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women have to deal with periods and pregnancy. Men have to deal with Women. It's all about balance.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:39 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why didn't you answer my phone call?" Oh, sorry I was dancing to the ringtone
←Rate | 03-01-2011 09:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a nickel for every time someone said I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 15:20 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 03:29 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, Because theres no place like home.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 21:53 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why women w/ Fake lips Fake tits Fake ass Fake eyes Fake hair Fake nails Fake name Fake bag Fake jewelry...Looking for a real Man?
←Rate | 02-05-2011 08:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
←Rate | 03-27-2010 20:50 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Weed is illegal" - "Yeah, so is half the music on your ipod."
←Rate | 02-04-2011 21:22 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 11:07 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls dictionary: No = Yes , Maybe = No , We need = I want , We need to talk = I wanna compalin.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:07 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?
←Rate | 02-21-2011 09:45 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon  Ugly people: Don't play hard to get, you're already hard to want.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 17:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Read it slow: LIFEISNOWHERE. What did you read? LIFE IS NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE? Life is as you read it.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 22:25 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  



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