natemorales Funny Status Messages

   I don't celebrate valentines day.

   going to a halloween party dressed as jesus to hit on some chicks, lets see who rejects the lord tonight!

   When you have a side chick is that a mutual agreement? kind of like a mutual agreement between a boyfriend n a girlfriend? she agreed to just be the side chick or do she just not know she is? how does this work? asking for a friend....

   guess ima get ahead start and get google+ account because facebook drawlin

   I can do a couple things with my money on Valentine's day, I can spend it on a buke of flowers or take this girl I like out to dinner.. Hmmmm.. nahhh I'm going to the Arcade!

   Black ops 2 comes out tomorrow!! \(T^T)/

   Could schizophrenia be just a permanent high burnt in the brain from smoking too much? So permanent high?

   i know you guys want to remove timeline from Facebook, so do I but can you please stop sending me request for it!

   excuse me ma'am, you have lines of latitude covering your stomach and enough belly button crust for 3 pizzas. please pull your shirt down...

   girls are like math, if there under 13 do them in your head.

   why is it so hard to understand women, its like I have to sit with a notepad n pen and study these basturds.

   has anyone found that satellite that suppose of hit the earth yet?

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