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   messageicon If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 00:00 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 18:48 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a dog with no legs named Cigarette. Everyday I put on his leash and take him out for a drag.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 18:22 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that hard work never killed anybody, but wht take the chance?
←Rate | 06-15-2010 15:14 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon annoyed....the FOLD cycle on the clothes dryer isn't working!
←Rate | 07-07-2010 08:29 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to go on a Light Diet....whenever there's light...I eat.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 13:25 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon singing...I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go....
←Rate | 12-10-2009 07:35 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon my cross-eyed teacher has a hard time keeping his pupils straight.
←Rate | 05-16-2010 22:09 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:44 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks a foolish husband gives his wife an old piano. A wise husband gives her an upright organ!
←Rate | 12-22-2009 07:51 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you want to feel skinny....hang out with a group of fat people!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 22:34 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants everyone to remember that when it seems like God has turned His back on you and He seems so far away....remember this...He's not the One that moved.
←Rate | 06-03-2010 09:48 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found out that Lindsey Vonn had her gold medal taken away by Obama. The reason is that he is going down hill faster than she did.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 10:00 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering...have you ever felt like a fire hydrant and all your friends were dogs?
←Rate | 12-08-2009 14:56 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 21:42 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon really wonders why if Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared....why did they write a song about him?
←Rate | 07-28-2010 21:45 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
←Rate | 05-13-2010 10:21 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids
←Rate | 12-30-2009 13:42 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
←Rate | 12-22-2009 22:07 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon learned to never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
←Rate | 06-24-2010 23:55 by mullerman Comments (0)  




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