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   messageicon I'm tall dark annd handsome...when its dark, I'm handsome...btw...I'm really not tall either
←Rate | 06-01-2011 23:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake
←Rate | 09-14-2011 19:40 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ladies could read my thoughts I would get slapped in the face A LOT!!!
←Rate | 06-26-2011 20:56 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does anybody else find it weird that the Mets took out a $40 million dollar loan from Bank of America. Considering that they play at Citi Field????
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids are looking at Google Earth...I told them when I was growing up my Google Earth consisted of a map, a push pin, and a post it note that said you are here
←Rate | 04-06-2011 21:37 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon they say money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a sh!t load of bacon and thats pretty damn close
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just took an inventory of my body and it seems to be overstocked in all the wrong places
←Rate | 10-01-2011 17:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time your on a roller coaster take some extra bolts with you then when you're going up that first hill tell the guy in front of you "these just fell out of your chair!!!!"
←Rate | 03-13-2013 21:45 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have washboard abs. They just happen to have a little laundry on them...
←Rate | 07-15-2011 17:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife has been worried about her weight...i told her to keep her chins up...
←Rate | 11-13-2011 20:47 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry that we haven't named a new Pope yet. We aren't done with all of the background checks.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 13:34 by MigasJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon well Notre Dame fans...In about a year FSU will have to vacate this victory so you have that to look forward to
←Rate | 10-18-2014 23:57 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, the only thing that beats playing with your kids is playing with the box they came in...
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:06 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon was thinking about going into politics but I don't think I could ever cheat on my wife
←Rate | 06-26-2011 21:00 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I married my wife for her looks, just not the ones she has been giving me lately
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in suck.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:28 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon VH1 is playing all Whitney videos right now. I forgot about some of these song. Then again, I forgot what a video was
←Rate | 02-12-2012 11:47 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon all those extreme couponers across together need to band together and propose a budget plan to the president
←Rate | 10-01-2011 17:25 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good for Boston...celebrating in the streets like Buckner caught the ball!!!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 22:55 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  



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