manbearpig Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'manbearpig': View All Messages
Page: 2 of 3

   messageicon Hollywood are already planning a movie about the life of Elizabeth Taylor. It's provisionally titled 'Eight Weddings and a Funeral'.
←Rate | 03-28-2011 03:35 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 00:56 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon just two away from a threesome
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:46 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:40 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon ~ A man went to see a psychiatrist, wearing only Gladwrap shorts. The shrink said, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
←Rate | 07-23-2010 03:36 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon as confused as a hungry infant in a topless bar.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 01:30 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone Sheen my drugs?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:57 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:41 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Mark Zuckerberg just bought Instagram for $1billion? Why didn't he just go to the App Store and download it for 99c?
←Rate | 04-09-2012 20:11 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone sends me one more Farmville invite, I will banish your animals to a galaxy far, far away and set fire to your crops.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 00:59 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon pleased that Mr T has spoken out about the whole BP shemozzle. He said, "I pity the fuel".
←Rate | 07-23-2010 03:32 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎~ A teacher at a school for overweight kids was fired for snorting cocaine. His massive pupils gave him away.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 03:32 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:40 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon went into a library dressed as a German classical composer and asked for a book on Austrian actors. The librarian said, "Aisle B, Bach".
←Rate | 07-23-2010 03:36 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon contemplating becoming schizophrenic, but is in two minds about it.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 00:58 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1mb. That was a trip down memory lane.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 03:35 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon My uncle was diagnosed with terminal cancer last month, but all my Facebook friends changed their status' for an hour and now he's going to live a long and fruitful life.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 00:02 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Halloween, I'm going to wear a Pacman suit and chase all the Muslim women in burqas around the town centre.
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:44 by manbearpig Comments (2)  


   messageicon Lady Gaga says she takes her fashion inspiration from Princess Diana. It's just a shame it's not from how she looked before the crash.
←Rate | 03-28-2011 03:30 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon is thinking of auditioning for The X-Factor next year. Do I go with the dead relative story, or should I just rock up in a wheelchair?
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:44 by manbearpig Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left