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   messageicon happy green vomit day!
←Rate | 03-18-2011 09:40 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sure what makes you such an asshole.. but it's REALLY working. ☞ CLICK HERE - for a more friendly version of this status.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 16:46 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon since when the hell did the price of apples and razors go up? geez!
←Rate | 10-31-2010 11:10 by levon Comments (1)  


   messageicon PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)
←Rate | 11-21-2010 15:40 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wii should make beer pong... tired of losing to my son in all the games HE'S good at
←Rate | 01-04-2011 23:16 by levon Comments (3)  


   messageicon they just said that the new year's ball weighs 12,000 pounds..... wait, I thought Snookie wasn't in the ball?? wtf
←Rate | 12-31-2010 23:17 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sure what's worse.... finding out Darth Vader is your father or remembering that the day before you were trying to f*ck your sister??
←Rate | 10-07-2010 14:54 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon File: Save as, Porn 1 'File name already exists' - Porn 2 'File name already exists' - Porn 3 'File name already exists' fuljaek';*+atxre£ 'File saved'
←Rate | 08-27-2010 14:26 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook Friends = 427 Friends When I have To Move = 0
←Rate | 06-24-2011 20:28 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 12:58 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Network Solutions, we have a problem.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 14:59 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my plunger could talk... i'd offer it a mint
←Rate | 07-23-2010 19:14 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the farmer is in the dell, who's tending the farm?
←Rate | 07-26-2010 19:33 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon thankful for the makers of Lysol
←Rate | 11-25-2010 13:47 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOX News is reporting that 19 of those Arkansas birds were members of Al-Qaeda
←Rate | 01-06-2011 01:05 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon they should cast Demi as Ashton's girlfriend and rename the show - 'Two and a half decades older'
←Rate | 08-10-2011 15:43 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover
←Rate | 05-31-2011 23:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the frozen food section at Sam's looking for horny milfs with erect nipples
←Rate | 08-05-2010 20:45 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'
←Rate | 11-26-2010 11:15 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about how to integrate the lyrics "walk like an Egyptian" into another unique status update
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:22 by levon Comments (0)  


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