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   messageicon This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember
←Rate | 11-18-2011 22:05 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 22:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:55 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always thought visiting Egypt would be fun. Now I hear it's a RIOT!!
←Rate | 02-05-2011 12:08 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 17:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to watch the World Cup....Why does it sound like there is a pi$$ed off swarm of hornets at every game????
←Rate | 06-12-2010 09:51 by greg2missy Comments (3)  


   messageicon There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!
←Rate | 06-15-2010 17:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!
←Rate | 06-15-2010 17:41 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my two buddies walked into a bar, but I ducked
←Rate | 06-12-2010 10:24 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that flips back and forth like a little kid when I discover 2 radio stations playing the same song?
←Rate | 12-18-2010 22:25 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:11 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???
←Rate | 12-29-2013 10:51 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of getting a HUGE TATTOO on my neck....Oh ya, that's a good look!!!
←Rate | 06-12-2010 09:50 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 10:53 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:48 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.....With a Hot Blonde and Winning Lottery Ticket!!.....DAMN!!! Didn't work again.....
←Rate | 04-14-2011 14:02 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!
←Rate | 07-09-2010 20:06 by greg2missy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....
←Rate | 06-10-2011 23:02 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya think Vampires eat Tampons like Cotton Candy????
←Rate | 08-11-2010 21:47 by greg2missy Comments (0)  



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