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   messageicon Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries
←Rate | 12-21-2011 11:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 13:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to get high for free is to tell potheads you've never smoked before.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 16:10 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What food decreases a women's sex drive faster than anything else? Wedding cake
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Fathers Day 2mmrw... Ladies plz don't start bashing the whole male species! If ya baby daddy ain't sh*t, you picked him!
←Rate | 06-14-2014 18:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My head says, "go to the gym." But my heart says, "stay on the internet forever and eat!"
←Rate | 01-06-2012 13:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 18:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 11:47 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 00:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
←Rate | 01-19-2012 15:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got high and let my dog drive us up to Taco Bell. Now he's argueing with the officer that the traffic light wasn't red but gray.
←Rate | 07-25-2013 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes.
←Rate | 08-27-2012 00:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hold grudges but my ignore game is beast mode
←Rate | 08-20-2013 17:47 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called b*tches and hoes.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 19:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon People Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Ins tagram
←Rate | 09-04-2012 13:41 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Niki Minaj.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 17:50 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon BoObs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW LONG IS THIS DORITOS COMMERCIAL!? Grandma, that's just Jersey Shore...
←Rate | 03-10-2012 22:44 by fadolo Comments (0)  



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