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   messageicon Coffee, You're on the bench. Alcohol...suit up!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:50 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody is out there, somewhere, thinking of the impact you've made in their life. It's not me. I think your an idiot.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:10 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sex is great, but.....HAVE YOU EVER HAD STUFFED CRUST PIZZA?!?!
←Rate | 12-20-2013 13:29 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how many times in the past I was wrong before she entered my life and started keeping track?
←Rate | 07-01-2013 01:47 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 12:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon its not an addiction until you've blown someone for it.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 13:51 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
←Rate | 10-26-2012 02:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:41 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to say that no one could be that stupid. Then I met you. I don't say that anymore.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 07:22 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm worried because a coworker has incriminating nude photos of me. She says she will use them against me if I don't stop sending them to her.
←Rate | 08-21-2013 09:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where have you been my whole life? And could you please go back there?
←Rate | 10-06-2012 03:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like the sound you make when you shut up
←Rate | 07-19-2013 10:28 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon People make me itch!
←Rate | 11-05-2012 13:19 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one...
←Rate | 08-21-2013 09:06 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by Vegetarians. Stop the violence. Eat Bacon!
←Rate | 06-20-2013 08:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sitting at home praying, he is out somewhere being prayed for!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon When wearing a baseball cap a BRO may position the brim at either 12 or 6 oclock. All other positions are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 02:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I have ten pieces of bacon and you take five pieces, what do you have? Thats right., A black eye and a broken hand!
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that if you put your ear up to a strangers leg you can hear them say, "WTF are you doing?"
←Rate | 06-20-2013 07:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:26 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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