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   messageicon typing the postcodes of nudist colonies into Google Earth and pressing 'zoom'...
←Rate | 05-07-2011 05:27 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon " For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "
←Rate | 10-17-2010 11:06 by Danny Comments (1)  


   messageicon Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:32 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best Christian pick up line " I was reading the book of numbers and then I realized I did not have yours "
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:19 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 18:45 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon has forgotten which sock goes on which foot
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:36 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:36 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I buy a teddy bear for $5, name it Mohammed and sell it for $10, have I made of prophet?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 23:09 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna assume my sisters email got hacked and that she has not really resorted to becoming a penis pump sales person..
←Rate | 01-18-2011 00:34 by danny Comments (2)  


   messageicon finally found out your password, dont bother changing it, I already did!
←Rate | 08-02-2009 02:53 by DaNnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I looked at you and all I could see was perfection, you looked at me and in your eyes I was a rejection.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 21:16 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:28 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is Great, if it was any better, I would have to charge myself admission!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 18:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 18:33 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 03:30 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:22 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon a man donates blood to his girlfriend. they break up. he says he wants his blood back. she throws a tampon at him and yells 'I'll pay you monthly!!'
←Rate | 04-10-2011 04:10 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about Youtube videos is when they have managed to keep the good VHS quality.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:42 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous Marilyn Monroe dress sold for $4.6 million. I bet Joe DiMaggio sent more shots against that dress than the wall at Yankee Stadium!
←Rate | 06-21-2011 12:06 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think I am gonna get a knock on my front door one day and the person saying "We have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:24 by Danny Comments (0)  




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