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   messageicon Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts
←Rate | 03-04-2014 09:01 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish that the media was more interested in Hillary's emails than Tom Brady's deflated balls
←Rate | 07-29-2015 19:07 by cpaman Comments (1)  


   messageicon I guess orange is officially the new black
←Rate | 01-20-2017 10:02 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Colorado legalized marijuana, Peyton Manning bought 20 Papa John's stores in Colorado. If this football thing doesn't work out, I say he's got a bright future in finance
←Rate | 01-03-2014 16:05 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheer up LeBron. You did win the MVP after all. Most Visible Privates
←Rate | 06-20-2015 22:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Stephanie, I see why it's called "Fuller House"!
←Rate | 02-28-2016 10:24 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home early do
←Rate | 12-10-2015 08:11 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon FarmersOnly.com. Now there's an alternative to Ancestry.com to meet your cousin
←Rate | 01-18-2013 23:32 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Community cancelled. Well it shouldn't take five plus years to get a two year degree anyways. Smart move NBC!
←Rate | 05-09-2014 17:19 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember 2012 like it was yesterday
←Rate | 01-01-2013 09:13 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad that Christmas is over so I don't have to see that no talent ass clown who became famous and started winning Grammys on Honda commercials anymore!
←Rate | 12-26-2013 23:57 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bing Bing Harro prease!
←Rate | 02-23-2014 13:56 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course Snoop volunteered to play outfield for today's Celebrity Softball Game in Cincinnati. That's where the grass is!
←Rate | 07-12-2015 22:17 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jerod has been sentenced to 15 years of all the footlongs that we wants
←Rate | 11-19-2015 21:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's fat, drunk, and slow, it must be Chicago
←Rate | 03-25-2014 23:38 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's nice to see that SNL let Miss Piggy host SNL tonight
←Rate | 10-11-2015 00:04 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday
←Rate | 02-20-2014 20:49 by cpaman Comments (0)  


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