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   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent thos late night texts that I always regret sending.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:29 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Years resolution is to throw my hands up in the air......but this year I vow to wave them all around like I just don't care..
←Rate | 01-01-2015 15:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the doctor for $hits and giggles because I'm pretty sure those two things arent suppose to happen at the same time.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 16:48 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent those "late night texts" that I always regret in the morning.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a karaoke bar last night that refused to play songs from the 70's. At first I was afraid,I was petrified.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 09:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are the dangerous parts of Italy called the Spaghetto?
←Rate | 02-10-2017 00:17 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
←Rate | 06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 19:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes sayin "Hey Yo....I asked for mayo".
←Rate | 06-03-2013 18:50 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon was wondering if anybody wants to come over and practice the lift from Dirty Dancing because my cat is soooooo not having it right now. Needless to say she did not "have the time of her life" and she owes it all to me.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:34 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 18:48 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on I have this urge to rip my tv off the wall and throw it out the window and then run outside and set it on fire?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 23:09 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I signed up for ancestry.com. I wouldn't be surprised if me results come back as 100% Budweiser.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 22:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on tv I wanna rip my tv off the wall and throw it out on my front lawn and then set fire to it?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.
←Rate | 08-21-2017 14:08 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Twilight is upon me......and so might must fall, that is the way of things. The way of the force." -Yoda
←Rate | 05-24-2015 22:53 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Episode I of Star Wars is the best of the entire franchise and Jar Jar Binks is probably the greatest character to come from all 6 films
←Rate | 07-20-2015 22:32 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon In an even stranger twist to “ The Usual Suspects” Keyser Soze also likes young boys. One crazy plot twist was enough..
←Rate | 11-08-2017 21:51 by Cicci Comments (0)  


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