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   messageicon things that will never be said #2638: "Boy that Steve Bushemi sure is a good lookin fella"
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:03 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently during one of the celebrations/riots in Philadelphia someone was arrested for punching a police horse. The man spent the night in jail while the horse was listed a being in “stable “ condition.
←Rate | 02-06-2018 15:14 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon At 37 years old today I think aim in the "Rocky V" stage of my life. #shouldastoppedafterDrago
←Rate | 07-14-2014 21:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pets are animals that aren’t delicious.
←Rate | 08-19-2018 22:12 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
←Rate | 09-09-2017 14:59 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know what they say about identity theft. Fool me once,shame on you,fool me twice shame on you because you're me now.
←Rate | 09-22-2017 17:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon this bar sucks so much I just played every Nickelback song I could find on the jukebox and walked out......take that as$ clowns!
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:19 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon RIP Fats Dominoe. Even though I thought you died like 20 years ago it still hurts. Ain’t That a Shame”?
←Rate | 10-25-2017 22:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is Matthew McConaughey still on my tv in car commercial form? Have we learned nothing from our mistakes?
←Rate | 01-28-2018 21:17 by Cicci Comments (1)  

   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent thos late night texts that I always regret sending.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:29 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon My New Years resolution is to throw my hands up in the air......but this year I vow to wave them all around like I just don't care..
←Rate | 01-01-2015 15:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to the doctor for $hits and giggles because I'm pretty sure those two things arent suppose to happen at the same time.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 16:48 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent those "late night texts" that I always regret in the morning.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to a karaoke bar last night that refused to play songs from the 70's. At first I was afraid,I was petrified.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 09:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Are the dangerous parts of Italy called the Spaghetto?
←Rate | 02-10-2017 00:17 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I asked her “what is that alluring perfume you’re wearing “ and she says “OFF Mosquito repellent “ Gets me every time!
←Rate | 07-14-2018 22:18 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
←Rate | 06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 19:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes sayin "Hey Yo....I asked for mayo".
←Rate | 06-03-2013 18:50 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon was wondering if anybody wants to come over and practice the lift from Dirty Dancing because my cat is soooooo not having it right now. Needless to say she did not "have the time of her life" and she owes it all to me.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:34 by cicci Comments (0)  

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