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   messageicon Why did they introduce women into the police force? To keep the streets clean
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:55 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On my laptop, sticky keys are always on.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 12:33 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you toss a ball into a cage full of monkeys? NBA
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:14 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chasing the American Dream does not count as excercise
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:08 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got stopped by a lady doing a survey today. She said, "What household chore annoys you the most?" I said, "Having to turn down the telly to tell my wife to do the hoovering."
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:56 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is like a tree She falls down after being hit repeatedly with an Axe.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:35 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: "Ugh! Let me tell you about m......" Me: "Is my zipper down?" Her: ".....no..." Me: "Then why is your mouth open?
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:53 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:44 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cakes 66p Upside down cakes 99p
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:13 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


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