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   messageicon I think a great name for an energy drink would be "F5." The tagline could be, "Hit the F5 to refresh!" Bask in the warmth of my genius.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:46 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little boy examines his privates while in the bath. "Mommy, are these my brains?" His mother says, "Not yet."
←Rate | 09-25-2010 21:20 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the part of the whole sexting craze that gives me the greatest sense of outrage is the part where I'm not involved in it at all.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:44 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday we'll look back on all this and pretend not to remember it.
←Rate | 09-22-2010 04:38 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am REALLY good at what I do. You know, procrastinating and stuff.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 17:46 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to have sat in the marketing analysis meetings that gave us our early cartoons. "You know what America would love? A batsh*t crazy woodpecker, that's what! And a pig, a stuttering f*cking pig!"
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:48 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the kid's gotten too big and fat for the show to be able to call itself "Two and a Half Men" anymore.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:53 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grumpy old man: "You need to pick up after your dog." Me: "It's pee! If you want to grab a straw and suck it up, be my guest."
←Rate | 09-22-2010 16:21 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think most of my friends hang out with me to see what I'll say next.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 17:01 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 100 other ways to get that info in seconds.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 17:50 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I hear strangers talking to each other in foreign languages I always automatically assume they're talking sh*t.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 17:47 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so happy Facebook wasn't around when I was in high school.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 16:57 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
←Rate | 09-24-2010 13:41 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm watching this show on stalkers, still haven't seen any of you yet.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 16:59 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes really old people scare the sh*t out of me.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 17:48 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm 31 years old and never married. How come it seems like every married person I know wishes their marriage license has an expiration date?
←Rate | 09-21-2010 22:05 by Badd Status Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why ask me if I'm up when you text me at 3 in the morning and I answer it?
←Rate | 09-22-2010 04:40 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember this next time you're about to say something stupid to me: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 21:25 by Badd Status Comments (0)  



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