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   messageicon ya ever notcie that the most comfortable one can be in bed is always one minute before you have to get up?
←Rate | 07-09-2010 16:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody's got their own aIcohol they won't ever touch again because of an awful teenage experience
←Rate | 02-22-2013 09:16 by Yaj Comments (3)  


   messageicon thinks 'friends with benefits' should came with a health care package..
←Rate | 09-21-2009 15:04 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peeing after holding it in for over an hour is one of the best feelings that isn't taxed or illegal..
←Rate | 02-13-2013 12:29 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
←Rate | 12-15-2010 10:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon says change your birthday on facebook to todays date, and see how many of your "friends" are totally clueless
←Rate | 12-06-2010 08:46 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
←Rate | 07-22-2014 09:01 by Yaj Comments (4)  


   messageicon I'm surprised nobody ever complained that the grape dude in the Fruit of the Loom commercials is black
←Rate | 02-26-2013 10:54 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joan Rivers doesnt look a day over $225,000
←Rate | 08-27-2013 00:45 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to get a tattoo that says "Live Without Regrets", and have it spelled wrong.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 15:56 by Yaj Comments (2)  


   messageicon I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 18:08 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't realize the AIDS epidemic was so bad, they say one in every two and a half men have it
←Rate | 11-18-2015 13:05 by Yaj Comments (1)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Florida 1st state of the union to legalize murder..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:57 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if anybody ever won the lottery playing the lucky numbers in fortune cookies
←Rate | 01-06-2010 13:32 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Mother Russia, we don't shoot for the stars, the stars shoot for us
←Rate | 02-16-2013 19:28 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
←Rate | 03-05-2009 15:58 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna feel old? This years high school graduating class was born in 1995.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 13:56 by Yaj Comments (2)  


   messageicon Live once. Regret nothing. Rewrite destiny.. nothing is written in stone. Nothing. Love your life the way you need to, not the way your told too.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 09:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money
←Rate | 02-11-2016 22:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anybody know today's date?
←Rate | 12-12-2012 22:27 by Yaj Comments (0)  


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