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   messageicon January: that special time of the year when a children's Christmas toys & their parents are BOTH broke..
←Rate | 01-05-2011 08:31 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says your celebrating the birth of our Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..
←Rate | 07-03-2011 12:20 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Then the psychiatrist's gave me the good news: I was going to have a disorder named after me..
←Rate | 02-25-2011 14:26 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's drink tequila till you don't remember what I suggest next..
←Rate | 01-28-2011 19:12 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves the smell of gun powder, thank you Chinese people..
←Rate | 07-02-2010 00:23 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do I got stupid written on my wall..
←Rate | 05-11-2010 09:51 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how long I can keep telling my kids I'm gunna call Santa..
←Rate | 10-03-2010 17:05 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found a fruit roll-up in my pocket this morning. Which means one of my kids has a peach flavored blunt wrap in their lunchbox..
←Rate | 12-01-2011 09:46 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think, the one for you is walking the earth right now! Probably in a Wall-Mart somewhere!
←Rate | 02-13-2011 17:13 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember a diamond was merely a lump a coal that did well under pressure..
←Rate | 05-25-2010 12:44 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon All females have 50 screenshoted quotes ready for when the sh*t goes down..
←Rate | 05-27-2015 19:44 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is to another nite I'm not going to remember..
←Rate | 09-08-2010 21:51 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon This weekends forecast: Mostly drunk, scatterd shots and a slight chance of falling down..
←Rate | 11-19-2010 15:27 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco de drinko, Viva la tequila!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 08:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the government would charge a 3% stupidity tax, they could pay off the national debt in no time..
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:21 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could take it all back right now, I wouldn't..i would have done more sh@t that people said that I shouldn't..
←Rate | 11-05-2010 12:46 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out of all the fish in the sea, your the only one I want to mount..
←Rate | 10-07-2010 15:50 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this status make my wall look big..
←Rate | 11-06-2010 17:21 by Wolf Comments (0)  



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