Wolf Funny Status Messages

   January: that special time of the year when a children's Christmas toys & their parents are BOTH broke..

   Nothing says your celebrating the birth of our Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..

   Then the psychiatrist's gave me the good news: I was going to have a disorder named after me..

   Let's drink tequila till you don't remember what I suggest next..

   Loves the smell of gun powder, thank you Chinese people..

   Do I got stupid written on my wall..

   I wonder how long I can keep telling my kids I'm gunna call Santa..

   Found a fruit roll-up in my pocket this morning. Which means one of my kids has a peach flavored blunt wrap in their lunchbox..

   Just think, the one for you is walking the earth right now! Probably in a Wall-Mart somewhere!

   Remember a diamond was merely a lump a coal that did well under pressure..

   All females have 50 screenshoted quotes ready for when the sh*t goes down..

   Here is to another nite I'm not going to remember..

   Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   This weekends forecast: Mostly drunk, scatterd shots and a slight chance of falling down..

   Happy Cinco de drinko, Viva la tequila!!

   If the government would charge a 3% stupidity tax, they could pay off the national debt in no time..

   If I could take it all back right now, I wouldn't..i would have done more sh@t that people said that I shouldn't..

   I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!

   Does this status make my wall look big..

   Out of all the fish in the sea, your the only one I want to mount..