Udit Funny Status Messages

   “Friendzoned“ should be a relationship status on Facebook.

   NO Relationship Is Perfect, So You Might As Well Pick The Perfect Person To Go Through Hell With.

   Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.

   You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.

   Kate Middleton Is Now Officially A MILF

   Sorry I shot you in the face with a tampon. In my defense, you were acting like a giant v*gina.

   Putting "it's complicated" as your relationship status on Facebook is saying "I f*ck this person sometimes and I'm pretty hurt about it"

   When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.

   If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

   Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.

   My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?

   Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information

   Pfizer Claims Its Covid Vaccine Effective Against Nuclear Reaction Too.