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   messageicon If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed
←Rate | 06-10-2016 23:38 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found out red bull has no bull in it -- going back to beef shakes
←Rate | 08-19-2010 21:30 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got bieber fever!!!! Whenever I hear his name or music I get a fever, headache, nausea
←Rate | 10-19-2010 20:10 by TOM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop laughing at Ziggy. He obviously has a medical condition.
←Rate | 08-09-2010 20:13 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rain with sunshine today... the devil must be beating his wife.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 09:32 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Re-up with Sam Hurd this weekend just isn't going to happen...
←Rate | 12-17-2011 00:12 by tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if the inventor or "crotchless panites" was thinking "Outside the box"
←Rate | 09-28-2010 19:38 by Tom Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wonder if Southern Belles say "I do declare" a lot when they're doing their taxes.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 10:05 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a cat sees a sandbox, he must feel like a human viewing a 50 ft. toilet.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 10:08 by Tom Comments (1)  


   messageicon My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.
←Rate | 04-28-2010 22:26 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Absolutely, sir. And what kind of pig would you like to hear?" (Real American, if he was in Deliverance)
←Rate | 08-23-2010 08:19 by Tom Comments (7)  


   messageicon I've had bratwurst for 4 days straight. I think that means I have to pay taxes in Wisconsin now.
←Rate | 08-02-2010 20:07 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be amazing if hyenas could watch a bunch of '80's films and start to employ the slow clap when being particularly derisive...
←Rate | 08-18-2010 10:04 by Tom Comments (2)  


   messageicon so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:45 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I sit I wonder is it illegal to park in a handicapped bathroom stahl?
←Rate | 04-27-2010 17:51 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just spent several minutes looking at photos of Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini. Now I'm going to cure cancer...
←Rate | 08-18-2010 10:07 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon just Manny being Manny
←Rate | 10-23-2008 11:47 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to upload a cat picture, but I don't like them!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 23:37 by tom Comments (0)  


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