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X says I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-15-2010 14:02 by TJ Comments (3)

X says lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-10-2010 22:23 by TJ Comments (9)

X says Breaking news: Facebook website is down for most users. Twitter will soon follow as it is overwhelmed by tweets asking "Is facebook down?"

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-23-2010 15:17 by TJ Comments (0)

X says Warning: I break for lawn deer

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2010 10:26 by TJ Comments (0)