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   messageicon In RELATIONSHIP status they should add "Flirtationship"- more than a friendship, less than a relationship
←Rate | 07-05-2011 20:07 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 22:54 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty words aren't always true & true words aren't always pretty.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 21:33 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon When do you think Snooki gonna realize that she's a GRENADE?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:08 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't get them off your mind...then maybe they're supposed to be there.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let him ruin your life, he already ruined your mascara
←Rate | 08-10-2011 14:20 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 23:00 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heart breaks are like a broken mirror, you can still put the pieces together, but the cracks will still remain. 
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:32 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ale-Ale-Andro, Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Pa-Pa-Pa-Pokerface, Te-Te-Te-Telephone... I think lady gaga has a studdering problem.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:16 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook : Scrolling down your newsfeed & thinking : "Don't care." "Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics" "Needs a therapist"
←Rate | 07-14-2011 13:17 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon your teeth are like the stars - yellow and far away from eachother
←Rate | 04-29-2011 21:10 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon MySpace and Facebook got a divorce... Looks like Facebook got custody of all the kids.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
←Rate | 07-01-2011 15:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Difference between promises and memories? We break promises, and our memories break us.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:25 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I turn the music louder so I won't hear my thoughts, but it's stupid because the lyrics remind me of what I'm trying to forget. 
←Rate | 07-10-2012 21:04 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish we could google how a certain person feels about us.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like going to McDonald's and asking for an application. Then I crumble it up and yell "HA! Like I'd work here. Get me a chocolate shake."
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:18 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Everyday I'm shufflin!' Wait no, except on Fridays. I gotta get down on Fridays.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:28 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathrooms look like, one mirror at a time.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:15 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't drunk!!" "Dude, you were in my pool trying to find Nemo" ·
←Rate | 06-21-2011 19:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  



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