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   messageicon "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....
←Rate | 02-14-2012 08:47 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon you's been almost two months since Christmas.....I should probably stop ceaselessly referring to my p*nis as the "Pole-her Express"....
←Rate | 02-10-2012 11:57 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon wife is going to start an all-girl punk'll be called Fistful of Midol....Yea, they'll only play for a week each month tho....
←Rate | 02-08-2012 12:30 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon so....I just got a Booty Call from Life....apparently it still wants to keep screwing me.... :(
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:06 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I want you to tongue punch your fart box" ~~ my worst pick-up line ever, probably....
←Rate | 02-24-2012 23:58 by Slickpony Comments (0)  


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