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   messageicon World's Shortest Fairy Tale: There once was a man who asked a woman to marry him. She said, "No." and he lived happily ever after.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 03:08 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why, if you send someone a fruit basket, you are thoughtful. If I mailed someone an orange and a banana, they'd wonder, "What the hell is wrong with that guy?"
←Rate | 09-27-2009 13:28 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:42 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box..
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:07 by roN Comments (1)  


   messageicon standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture...
←Rate | 04-15-2009 04:36 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works
←Rate | 07-18-2010 23:42 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:04 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon realizes that coffee just isn't enough today ... Anyone have jumper cables I can borrow ?
←Rate | 09-19-2012 22:08 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why dogs run to the door when someone knocks? It's never for them.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 02:57 by RoN Comments (2)  


   messageicon Good girls are bad girls that never get caught
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:28 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:59 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:30 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."
←Rate | 12-07-2011 11:09 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women are terribly hard to please, ... . . . . . the rest are Impossible
←Rate | 06-30-2011 13:11 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes the voices in his head would quit singing off-key
←Rate | 12-14-2008 21:33 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies.. Let no past relationship ruin your love life. Remember: "Love will only fail when you fail to love!" Keep moving!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:40 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
←Rate | 11-25-2010 21:03 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:00 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:11 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes his lawn was emo, then maybe it would cut itself.
←Rate | 05-06-2009 12:54 by Ron Comments (0)  




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