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   messageicon Finally some "CHANGE" we can sink our teeth into. Chicken and Waffles at the I-Hop!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:32 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon This new Facebook friend viewer application so you can see your friends online is kind of weird. Its like they don't even know you can see them.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 20:21 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now thinking that I had the 455.00 back that I spent on fireworks....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 10:45 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone's Facebook acting strange today? Mine just tried to fondle me....
←Rate | 08-29-2011 14:18 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the movie Magic Mike is released this weekend all the theatre seats are going to looks like snails crawled across them...
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:45 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self: Lets keep those intimate times to ourselves..
←Rate | 08-04-2011 13:05 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon On my third cup of coffee and the day is looking real good. I think its going to be a great day. Did I mention its going to be a fantastic day.......
←Rate | 02-22-2011 09:13 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out this Beanie Baby collection was not a great investment.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 13:06 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because your a great grand-mother does not give you the right to wear "Juicy" on the seat of your pants...
←Rate | 08-09-2011 18:39 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just sprayed the new Febreeze "Carnival Cruise" air fragrance throughout the home. Now the whole place smells like sh*t..
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:47 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like I got 2 more of those pesky drones last night in the bug whacker.....
←Rate | 03-08-2013 08:10 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even after watching the interview tonight Charlie Manson was thinking "This boy has lost his mind!"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 23:53 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Jennifer Aniston new boyfriend, I just realized that possibly I did have a chance....
←Rate | 06-06-2011 12:27 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan has been released, so hide your jewelry....
←Rate | 06-29-2011 15:08 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two words that should never be together: Redneck Couture
←Rate | 10-22-2011 13:49 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor must have not paid her internet bill. I can't get on the internet.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 01:07 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got insomnia? May I suggest watching the CMA's.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 10:23 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Romney buys rights to all Jack in the Box tacos sold in Colorado
←Rate | 11-09-2012 09:36 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..
←Rate | 09-10-2012 13:04 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to buy a Harley today but they said I had no balding as of yet?
←Rate | 04-02-2012 14:35 by Rick H. Comments (0)  




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