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   messageicon Using your car to take your girlfriend to that place she likes.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:43 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (3)  


   messageicon Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:51 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up with a smile after noticing I have as many NBA rings as LeBron.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 10:03 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear U.S. Government, I was just wondering if I can get my tax return in advance. I would use my credit cards but theyr'e maxed out and I am currently unemployed. Regards, everyday U.S. citizen.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:33 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't like me, leave a message. If I don't get back to you, don't worry.. its probably because i'm too busy giving a damn.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:32 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 15:16 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (1)  


   messageicon If a genie were to give me 3 wishes... goodbye Kardashians!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:56 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're addicted to gambling when you spend your hard earned money on virtual chips in Zynga.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:41 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


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