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   messageicon It is hard to believe someone is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in their place.
←Rate | 04-26-2010 15:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing is better than a woman getting in touch with herself. Especially if she lets me watch.
←Rate | 04-16-2013 16:04 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon never sleeps next to anything that he wouldn't want to wake up next to.
←Rate | 02-18-2013 16:55 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't get why sex is often referred to as 'sleeping with someone'. Do it right and neither one of you will be getting much sleep that night.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 12:44 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 17:19 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out this morning that frying bacon while naked may not be as good of an idea as it sounds!
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:34 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes exercising was just as easy to do as eating is.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 18:07 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon frequently has conversations with women who know how hot they are, but apparently very little else.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 21:09 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon not single; is just waiting for his girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 15:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know a woman really loves you when she vandalizes your car after an argument.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:39 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:37 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop looking for things and people who you think will make your life perfect, and start looking for the things and people that make your life WORTH IT!
←Rate | 12-03-2012 17:34 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 18:28 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon jealousy is an ugly color on you... and while I am at it, so are tangerine, teal and turquoise.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 20:40 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jaywalking sounds like a stupid made up crime so I treat it like one. If you think I am walking an extra block to cross the street, you are out of your mind.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 20:50 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 15:59 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are going to have loud sex, make sure the guy isn't the loudest one.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 17:17 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you go through life with your head in the sand all people will see is an ass!
←Rate | 03-06-2013 18:24 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes The Walking Dead, but there is way too much character development and not enough character devourment.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 12:46 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. You have to get up and change it yourself.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 16:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  



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