Missy Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Missy': View All Messages
Page: 2 of 3

   messageicon Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:58 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our society views heroine and alcohol overdose as a tragic accident, I call that suicide accomplished...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 12:05 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are
←Rate | 05-23-2012 11:47 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laxatives are the best cough suppressant.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 10:44 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says you mean business more than putting on a bib before you eat a girl out
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:03 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Said to herself "Self", and I knew it was me cause I recongized my own voice & was wearing my underwear "you should really make me another rum & coke"!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:21 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Raisin Cookies that look like Chocolate Chip Cookies is the reason why I have trust issues
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:04 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had better look like your profile picture or your buying me drinks till you do!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:03 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey I was just talking about you. Well, not about you specifically -- about Whores and hypocrisy.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:43 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw an ad on my homepage that read, "Like Writing About Beards? Search For Careers Now!" - because if there's one thing we're really lacking right now, it's freelance beard writers.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:10 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patience is not a virtue! Its a gift. I'm not gifted!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:14 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.I.N.G.L.E. = (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one (L)ife's (E)asier
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:44 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon torn between the options of a two hour walk or a two hour bath...
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:19 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "WANTED" - Meaningful Overnight Relationship, please inbox for details......
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:42 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know....I like my men like my Rum: Gone in the morning....
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:11 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy fills his Blow-up doll with Helium by accident. Now the b*tch is playing hard to get
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:37 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently "A meal for two with a terrible view" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 13:36 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Todays forcast is sarcastic with a 60% chance of STFU!! Now to Bob with sports....
←Rate | 01-27-2012 13:40 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I just want to sit on your Face" ~ is that being to forward?
←Rate | 03-28-2012 11:43 by Missy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:08 by Missy Comments (0)  



[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left