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   messageicon Alarm, snooze, check Facebook...
←Rate | 12-17-2011 07:49 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon "One, two, Freddy's comin' for you... Three, four, you'd better lock your door..." oh wait, wrong holiday!
←Rate | 09-13-2013 06:15 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon “I like smoking a pipe of sweet hemp.” – Abraham Lincoln
←Rate | 04-20-2011 07:35 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 00:41 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Facebook, please remove the instant "share" button. The newsfeed was no much cleaner when people were just too lazy to copy and paste.
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:40 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I say, "That's interesting", don't assume it is, or that you are right or that I even I agree with you; most likely it means I am not really listening...
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:31 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon In an effort to save the economy the Government will be downsizing the population. Soon it will begin eliminating all the ugly people. My eyes began to water and my heart dropped when I thought of you, hang in there my friend. Be strong.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 21:22 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank goodness Jon Bon Jovi is alive after all, Nickleback would be nothing without him.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:04 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love "words with friends" so much I wish they would make it a board game.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 20:54 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon the world is ending Saturday??? Oh well this is bogus, it was supposed to be December 21, 2012?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 08:13 by MikeM Comments (0)  


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