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   messageicon It is what I is, it was what it was, and it shall be what it shall be.
←Rate | 02-02-2013 08:17 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon living the dream, one nightmare at a time.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:01 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, I've just been taken by surprise, am not sure when he'll bring me back.
←Rate | 04-01-2010 08:10 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was?
←Rate | 03-16-2010 10:35 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surprise n shock as A KILLER whale kills a highly trained animal trainer! Duh! killer!
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:21 by MG Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not impatient...I just don't like to wait.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 16:35 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diamonds for sale....$50 million shipment just in.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 10:36 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face
←Rate | 03-15-2010 15:32 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon nothing tears a family apart like pack of wild dogs.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 12:00 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times I let her sleep.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 05:47 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife says; "If your fantasy is to have 2 women in bed you cn forget it because I won't do it!" Me; "You wasn't one of the two in the fantasy anyway so, I am good with that." Wife; (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 02-19-2013 10:29 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook makes stalking that special someone so much easier.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 22:27 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Acute Gout Attack!! - The Vegetarian's Revenge!
←Rate | 02-27-2010 03:54 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon DNA: National Dyslexic Association
←Rate | 03-06-2010 05:46 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number of people killed because alcohol is easily offset by the number of people conceived because of alcohol.
←Rate | 02-27-2013 21:37 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lysdexicia at meeting 8pm sharp today.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 15:52 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 10:54 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon   When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying, and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
←Rate | 04-18-2010 04:38 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lost my mood ring and now I don’t know how I feel about that.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:09 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because they are plugged into a genius.
←Rate | 02-06-2010 13:02 by MG Comments (0)  



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