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   messageicon Today's the perfect day for ribs and Salsa music.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 15:16 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others
←Rate | 07-24-2011 11:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 07:36 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter is the gym membership of the internet
←Rate | 04-18-2014 16:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many Hood guys not enough Good guys.
←Rate | 05-18-2013 17:27 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 17:12 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Either Pray Or Worry, Don't Do Both"
←Rate | 06-18-2012 19:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a fresh loaf of bread now I'm ready for my new years toast.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 20:06 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many hood guys not enough good guys..
←Rate | 01-14-2012 23:00 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sweating worse than Patrick Ewing
←Rate | 07-16-2013 19:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats dumber than being married to your best friend for facebook purposes??????
←Rate | 08-10-2010 17:43 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon Im gonna hang out with everyone who likes this status today
←Rate | 08-24-2011 01:30 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
←Rate | 01-14-2012 01:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your cooking sucks when you gotta post todays menu on facebook for it to be appreciated.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 18:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentines Day, Aint nobody got time for that!
←Rate | 02-12-2013 23:09 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like this status Ladies and I'll take you to see the Muppets Movie.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 11:52 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does the President get time and a half on Presidents Days?
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:50 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you judge someone, it doesn't define who they are, it define who you are.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 11:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ain't invited to dinner I could care less about what you made!
←Rate | 04-10-2013 22:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother taught me RELIGION. “You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
←Rate | 05-13-2012 09:10 by L Comments (0)  



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