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   messageicon Does anyone out there realize that reality shows are scripted and are not really reality?
←Rate | 04-03-2013 12:34 by K-Mac Comments (1)  


   messageicon Damn, three raptures and I'm still here....I'm starting to think there must be something wrong with me.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 08:17 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure my dying wish would be to stop dying.
←Rate | 05-05-2012 21:36 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have come so far. Computers, Moon landing, Mars rover, Hubble telescope taking pictures of thing light years away...and yet we still need a sign telling employees to wash their hands.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 09:15 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon After years of watching CSI, I still have never figured out why, when they walk into a dark house, they do their investigation with flashlights. One would think you could do a more thorough job if you flipped on the light.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 20:04 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have company coming, does a spork go on the right or left side?
←Rate | 10-02-2012 17:26 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can rise or shine...take your pick.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 23:14 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to go out and pretend I'm putting up Christmas lights I never took down from last year.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 14:39 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think before we vote, we should get the politicians drunk. That way they would speak what's REALLY on their minds.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 12:43 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the Rapture, can I have your car?
←Rate | 05-17-2011 17:24 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon My elderly neighbor wanted to know what my email number was.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 19:53 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Late fees make no sense. Charge me more money for not having enough money to pay you in the first place. Same with overdraft fees. I'm $2.00 short in my account (which means there is no money in there)......so take out $35.00 more.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 09:41 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drove by a yard sale today. I know this because they had a child standing out front holding a sign that read "Yard Sale". Apparently they couldn't afford a stick.
←Rate | 06-17-2011 19:24 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 15:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish animals could talk....then I remember all the things my cats have seen me do when I'm alone and I'm very grateful they can't.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 12:29 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor asked me to look something up on my "internet machine".
←Rate | 01-23-2012 17:02 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actually saw two young people talking today. Parents must have grounded them from their phones.
←Rate | 01-30-2013 08:58 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon That terrifying moment when your cat walks into the room, stares at something you can't see and runs away in a panic.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 08:49 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's not the sharpest marble in the crayon shed.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 09:00 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was driving through a parking lot and this young guy was walking along, texting. He briefly glanced at my truck passing by and was timing his walk so he would pass by right behind my truck as I drove by....he didn't see the ladder sticking out the back.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 20:36 by K-Mac Comments (0)  




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