JaxWylde Funny Status Messages

   I wanted to watch the Biggest Loser last night... I turned on the TV, and there he was...

   A virus caused me to reset my phone... I don't need anyone's number again, but if my exes can resend me those 'special' pictures... I'd appreciate it...

   Wake up in the morning feeling like Luke Perry... Happy 90210 Day!

   According to a recent survey... Arizona is the 29th happiest state in the U.S... I'm not sure how I feel about that...

   Winning is addicted to me...

   Move over Belle and Jasmine... Leia is the new #1 Disney Princess...

   A Youtube wet t-shirt contest to benefit ALS... I bet the breast cancer marketers wish they had thought of that one...

   Happy Cyber Monday!! A/S/L?

   Veni, Vidi, Vizzini... I came, I saw, INCONCEIVABLE!

   despite the clouds... last night's Eclipse was way better than the Twilight movie...

   someone is having a keg of the Mondays

   First song on the radio this morning was "I got you babe"... for a second I thought I was re-living yesterday... and that I was Bill Murray...