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   messageicon If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
←Rate | 06-27-2011 13:11 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who'd rather quit and go drink.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 11:11 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to either get a new air conditioner or move into my refrigerator.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 15:35 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 13:09 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna feel confident and attractive? Me too! Let's all get drunk!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 17:17 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"Be excellent to each other." ~ Bill S. Preston Esquire & Ted "Theodore" Logan
←Rate | 04-13-2011 13:46 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about becoming a psychic...But I don't know what people would think.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 10:57 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 16:14 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently this is the letter “v” in Chinese: 维 Lets see American geese try to fly in that shape.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:07 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna buy a copy of 'The Power of Positive Thinking', and then I thought, what good would that do?
←Rate | 05-25-2011 16:29 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:52 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:22 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:07 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon 99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Problems solved.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 11:02 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're cooking alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended, it could spell disaster.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 13:11 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I graduated with a 4.0 … Blood Alcohol level.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 18:38 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon [seen above a urinal] Your child's future is in your hands.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 12:40 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who stopped payment on my reality check?
←Rate | 06-29-2011 11:34 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only make mental bets and coincidentally I've lost my mind.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 11:13 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheese is like a villain from a horror movie: Whatever you do to it only makes it stronger. Shred it? Better. Slice it? Better. Melt it? Perfection.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 00:49 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  




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