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   messageicon Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want.
←Rate | 01-28-2013 01:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If you're good at something, never do it for free" ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight)
←Rate | 04-17-2010 13:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If twitter went away, would anyone care?
←Rate | 07-17-2009 14:35 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon Silence doesn't always mean 'Yes'. Sometimes it means "I'm tired of explaining to people who don't even care to understand."
←Rate | 01-31-2013 15:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people come to Facebook just to air out their "dirty laundry", others just don't know how to clean it.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 14:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon They took cigarette ads of TV because it was bad for our nation's health. Sooo....why can't they do the same for political ads?
←Rate | 10-08-2012 10:27 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 09:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 11:39 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon Dear Terrorist, I don't get why you kill people in the name of God. If God wanted to take someone's life, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be asking for your help.
←Rate | 05-04-2010 13:14 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Parents, Don't tell your little girl "He's only mean to you because he likes you." and wonder why she only dates assholes when she's older.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 23:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had to comment your status with "What happened?" and you reply "I don't even want to talk about it...", do you think maybe you should have kept it to yourself?
←Rate | 08-29-2009 06:51 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 22:58 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon True Story: People will believe you when start a story saying "True story"
←Rate | 05-31-2011 16:19 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blowing inside cartridges was considered "Loading" back in my early years of gaming.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 01:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon In about 40-50 years from now, there sure is going to be a lot of old women walking around with tattooes.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 10:04 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon For the person who picked on you in school, stole your boyfriend/girlfriend from you, spread lies and rumors about you, didn't help you in anyway possible....all of a sudden......wants to be your friend on Facebook.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 17:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever had a dream so damn good, you were pissed right after you woke up because you didn't want it to end....then you tried to go back to sleep to continue it but failed?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 17:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because we're all so offensive and opinionated, anything about politics, religion, race, current events, and alcohol will always get the most votes and comments.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 15:22 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm Tom Bodett of Motel 6, we'll leave the Lysol on for ya"
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clerk: Hi, welcome To McDonalds, what can I get you? Me: Yeah, can I get half a dozen chicken nuggets please? Clerk: Oh I'm sorry, we only serve 6, 10 or 20-piece. Me: So you can't serve me half a dozen chicken nuggets? Clerk: No sir Me: OK, interesting.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 17:58 by Danmanz Comments (0)  



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