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   messageicon Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven't seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 03:43 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the government fears the people, it's called Liberty. When the people fear the government, it's called Tyranny.
←Rate | 06-27-2012 17:32 by Danmanz Comments (2)  


   messageicon If twitter went away, would anyone care?
←Rate | 07-17-2009 14:35 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon "If you're good at something, never do it for free" ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight)
←Rate | 04-17-2010 13:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people come to Facebook just to air out their "dirty laundry", others just don't know how to clean it.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 14:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 22:58 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon They took cigarette ads of TV because it was bad for our nation's health. Sooo....why can't they do the same for political ads?
←Rate | 10-08-2012 10:27 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 09:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 11:39 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon if I had to comment your status with "What happened?" and you reply "I don't even want to talk about it...", do you think maybe you should have kept it to yourself?
←Rate | 08-29-2009 06:51 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon True Story: People will believe you when start a story saying "True story"
←Rate | 05-31-2011 16:19 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blowing inside cartridges was considered "Loading" back in my early years of gaming.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 01:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon In about 40-50 years from now, there sure is going to be a lot of old women walking around with tattooes.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 10:04 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon For the person who picked on you in school, stole your boyfriend/girlfriend from you, spread lies and rumors about you, didn't help you in anyway possible....all of a sudden......wants to be your friend on Facebook.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 17:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever had a dream so damn good, you were pissed right after you woke up because you didn't want it to end....then you tried to go back to sleep to continue it but failed?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 17:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Played Tiger Woods PGA Tour '10 the other day. Funny thing was that the 'cheat codes' were already put into the game.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 09:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because we're all so offensive and opinionated, anything about politics, religion, race, current events, and alcohol will always get the most votes and comments.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 15:22 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm Tom Bodett of Motel 6, we'll leave the Lysol on for ya"
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "What was your major in college?" Friend: "I'm majoring in Debtology and Unemployconomics. Sure is a lot of students in the classes."
←Rate | 10-25-2011 15:12 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clerk: Hi, welcome To McDonalds, what can I get you? Me: Yeah, can I get half a dozen chicken nuggets please? Clerk: Oh I'm sorry, we only serve 6, 10 or 20-piece. Me: So you can't serve me half a dozen chicken nuggets? Clerk: No sir Me: OK, interesting.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 17:58 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


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