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   messageicon hates that kids complain about video games for "Loading"... Back in my day we had to blow the sh*t out of games just to play'em and even then it was a gamble to work. So kids, Shut up!"
←Rate | 09-30-2010 01:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I smile in the middle of telling a story, not because I'm fondly remembering something, but because I'm impressed with the BS I am creating on the spot."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be so serious. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you."
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon When moving walkways in airports warn me to watch my step because, "The walkway is coming to a end", my first thought is "I'm moving 2 mph, that is ridiculous." Then when I get to the end all I can think is "Oh crap, I better not mess this up."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:36 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pandora tells me what music I like, Netflix tells me what movies I like.. Refrigerator: Why are you such a slacker?!"
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:38 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any story you tell about something you did the night before, that starts with the word "Apparently," is probably awesome."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you've been going to alot of bars lately when you walk into a local McDonald's to buy a burger and accidently hand the guy at the register you're I.D."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Never hold your farts in. They go up your Spine then into your mind and that's where you're shi*ty idea's come from!"
←Rate | 08-19-2010 13:46 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy!"
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a recurring, hour-long meeting set on my work calendar for 4pm on Fridays. There's no actual meeting, but I'll be damned if I let someone schedule a real one at that time."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Brunette, A Blonde and a Man with Dandruff walk out of an Elevator, The Brunette says to the Blonde "Someone need's to give that guy some Head & Shoulders!" the Blonde asks "How do you give Shoulders?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to apologise if I poked you last night, I'm kind of a whore when I'm Drunk."
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:24 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the condoms I use are so sensitive, they stick around to talk to the chick for an hour after I leave."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It bothers me that someone may steal my identity and use it to make thousands of dollars behind my back. It bothers me because I currently have my identity and can't figure out how to do that.."
←Rate | 07-22-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you die in a manner that leaves your body unrecognizable they identify you by your dental records; if they don't know who you are, how in the world would they know who your dentist is?"
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;)
←Rate | 03-05-2011 00:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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