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   messageicon Looks like I’m going to have to buy toilet paper. That brush next to the toilet hurts.
←Rate | 03-30-2020 15:53 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon From Cairo, Egypt: The government has instructed all city cab drivers to sound their horns while driving through the city. It's hoped that a return of familiar city sounds will help restore calm due to the pandemic. Operation Toot N Calm Em will last abou
←Rate | 06-22-2020 16:46 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to KFC yesterday and when I was done licking my fingers, I offered to lick other peoples fingers. Long story short. I need bail money.
←Rate | 09-05-2019 20:42 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate too much salad over the weekend so I'm going on an Oreo cleanse today.
←Rate | 11-06-2017 08:58 by djjackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Took my car into the mechanic. It was making a horrible high-pitched squeal. He said it was coming from the the Mariah Carey Christmas CD.
←Rate | 12-08-2021 18:09 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon From Cairo, Egypt: The government has instructed all city cab drivers to sound their horns while driving through the city. It's hoped that a return of familiar city sounds will help restore calm due to Corona. Operation Toot N Calm Em will last a week.
←Rate | 06-22-2020 22:06 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon The season is upon us and I personally enjoy a nice port wine for dessert. However sometimes a starboard wine is the right choice.
←Rate | 11-12-2020 11:29 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger Kings, Joe Exotic will never sing Christmas songs cause he hates carols.
←Rate | 12-19-2021 21:30 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus walks into a bar: Orders 12 waters... Winks at disciples....
←Rate | 09-20-2021 19:43 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found a 129.00 Kylie Minogue concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it. You never know when you might need a nail.
←Rate | 07-04-2021 00:19 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone know how to get a club soda stain out?
←Rate | 06-04-2021 13:31 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do ballerinas always stand on their toes? They should hire taller ballerinas...
←Rate | 07-12-2021 12:11 by DJJackson Comments (0)  



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