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   messageicon Wife math: "it was like 100 bucks" = it was at least $250.00.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 06:05 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that proofreading is my worst enema.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:58 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that "Ignorance is bliss" is my personal motto because it hasn't steered me wrong and even if it has, how would I know?
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:00 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is a major city, Twitter is a vacation spot, and My space is a ghost town.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 18:40 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remove all the vowels from boys = BS, remove all vowels from females = FML
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:25 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon sure that if I ever went to a psychologist, he'd tell me that ALL my personalities are fine...except my REAl one.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:23 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I think of a good status update in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it's too late.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:35 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes when I read certain things it's like having my eyes raped by stupidity.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:06 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think I'm about to have a boregasm.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 09:56 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♥ ♥ ♥ Heartworms ♥ ♥ ♥ Not as cute as they sound.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 11:34 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people in your life are there to serve a certain purpose, well this is your notice your services are no longer needed.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 18:16 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have no point.... I have a sharp knife tho, will that make up for it?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 14:22 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when I think I couldn't possibly be any lazier, I surprise myself.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:14 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't the world come to Peace rather than Pieces?
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:30 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever stop and think about the days before Facebook, when you would do something and actually not tell anyone?
←Rate | 02-09-2012 12:31 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Secret to using the best approach when attempting to engage in conversation with me ... don't.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 05:29 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a flat tire... Pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!"
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:01 by CindyAnn Comments (1)  


   messageicon How dare you steal my status and not like it first! Stop.............(runs after) thief!!!
←Rate | 02-09-2012 11:00 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is the line _____ do me a favor and don't cross it.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 13:02 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!"
←Rate | 02-06-2012 16:09 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  



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