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   messageicon wonders how many times he should ignore his girlfriend telling him she put her tampon in the wrong hole?
←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:34 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon never shuts the bathroom door. If someone walks in, I say: FINALLY!! Get in here, shut the door, and sit on my lap!! Works every time.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 13:51 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks if you do not have enough regret in your life, try shaving your head while living in Western PA.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 22:30 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your dealer runs out of Charlie Cheen, don't let him try to sell you Emilio Estevez.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 12:43 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon checking out Chatroulette and all I'm seeing are a bunch of guys pointing at me - HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT A FINGER!!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 22:30 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to thank Starbucks CEOs for now offering severely addicted customers, like myself, a bathtub-sized cup. Awesome!
←Rate | 03-05-2011 14:36 by Charles35 Comments (0)  



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