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   messageicon I wrote a joke about the short duration of cocaine, in fact the joke itself is a one-liner.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 16:00 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I had a religious experience: I was repressed and beaten by a man in a black robe.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 18:14 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon A stranger stabs you in the front. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. An enemy stabs you in the back but real friends don't carry knives.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 01:28 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer says "Gee, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:49 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 16:01 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big Boobs makes my ADHD go crazy!
←Rate | 06-12-2011 18:49 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facts are busily being ground into meat.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 18:07 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chess Master Plots Brilliant Attack On Wife!
←Rate | 07-10-2011 18:06 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 18:15 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good rule for facebook: Friends don't let friends friend non friends.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 18:16 by Bridget Comments (0)  


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