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   messageicon Its pretty sad I have to put parental controls on Google just to get pumpkin ideas.. Do not Google anything ending with "on a broom".
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:14 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Random thought of the day: If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass?
←Rate | 04-17-2010 11:13 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon How awkward do you think Prince William's stag is going to be when he realizes he's stuffing pictures of his Gran into a strippers thong?
←Rate | 12-06-2010 23:42 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Some of the ugliest faces in this world hide behind a 12 pack of beer
←Rate | 09-11-2010 19:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon found $20 under my bed ! my God, my room is so desperate to be cleaned, it's paying me. THE PLAN WORKED
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not fat, I'm kidnap proof
←Rate | 10-01-2010 11:17 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cut my life into pizza's, this is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing, dont give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eatting;)
←Rate | 09-01-2010 20:08 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon wonders why men never want to play with the baby, just the box it came in!
←Rate | 09-18-2009 13:21 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon women can fake an orgasm for a relationship,men can fake a relationship for a orgasm.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 03:18 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the roomates away, in my underwear I will stay
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:04 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says "Dyslexics are teople poo"
←Rate | 09-18-2010 13:17 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your intelligence is my common sense.
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:25 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 13:31 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky???”
←Rate | 10-26-2010 17:12 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon My second favourite household chore is laundry. My first favourite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:07 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irony: a fat guy at walmart getting his blood pressure checked with two big bags of doritos in his other hand:D
←Rate | 03-22-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  



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