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   messageicon Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---
←Rate | 10-09-2011 12:54 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You got to live life on both sides of the coin, you never know which side its going to land on
←Rate | 07-02-2013 03:14 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon she said I don't give my number to strangers and I'm like we have been facebook friends for like 1 week already..lol
←Rate | 09-30-2011 04:31 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate how I walk by the computer and forget what I was planning on doing and instanly check here and facebook lol.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 17:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, what I do in my car at a red light is my business. Even if it technically did get all over the dashboard and the driver in the next car
←Rate | 09-29-2011 17:37 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put my phone on airplane mode then threw it accross the room..Worst transformer ever!
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:25 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl:i"d French kiss you. Guy: I'd Australian kiss you Girl: What's that? Guy: A french kiss only down under ;)
←Rate | 10-21-2011 01:44 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Passed out at 9pm. Woke up 10:30pm to sound of wife's vibrator. Went back to sleep.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:00 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your high when you wait for a stop sign to change color.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:41 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record, I can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record...
←Rate | 08-05-2011 22:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:35 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm on the road to happiness and ain't a stop sign in sight :-)
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:21 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all the good ones are taken does that make me bad cause I'm single...lol
←Rate | 12-22-2011 23:49 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of waking up...isBUDLIGHT in your cup!
←Rate | 10-09-2011 12:44 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The key to a womens heart is... giving her all of yours! <3
←Rate | 01-26-2012 22:58 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)
←Rate | 05-21-2012 08:33 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tis the season to be horny
←Rate | 01-30-2012 22:06 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can rate this with your tounge you're a great kisser ;)
←Rate | 09-29-2011 20:48 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "There must be a very short line for your job."
←Rate | 02-11-2014 16:22 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so much for black friday at a bar
←Rate | 11-26-2011 17:09 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  




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