@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   Where would the world be without music?

   Teacher: Where's your homework? You: ...My dog ate it. Teacher: Your dog ate it? You: Okay! Okay! I fed it to him, so what?

   Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS! =) Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3? -__- High School: HOLY SH*T, CRAYONS!

   Harry Potter made wizards cool again, Left 4 Dead made zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again, Twilight made vampires uncool forever!

   Dear cops, Please stop pretending you never drank before you were 21. Sincerely, you're not fooling anyone!

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   My parents are gone! I should do something crazy that I'm not allowed to do!... *Drinks milk straight from the carton*.... God I'm so badass.

   Dear periods, You are the true definition of "bloody hell." Sincerely, Girls

   The awkward moment...When you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt

   People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk...

   WHY do people point at their wrist while asking the time? I don't point at my crotch while asking where the toilet is!

   Dear Sour Patch Kids, What happened to all the Sour Patch Parents? Sincerely, confused eater..

   You know those filters in your head that tell you its a bad idea to say something. Yeah well, I think mines broken.

   Would you like to share that with the class? Yes, of course. That's why I was whispering it.

   Who said, " nothing is impossible!" try nailing jello to a tree.

   Raisins are just senior citizen grapes.

   We always hear: Ipod, Ipad, and Iphone, it would be nice to hear ILove you once in awhile

   Dear mom who just learned what "lol" means, ROTFLMFAO. Sincerely, good luck with that one :]

   Someone had their daily dose of Douche-Juice today!

   Looking forward to long car rides, So you can listen to your ipod for what feels like forever