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   messageicon - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football
←Rate | 01-30-2010 10:42 by Kee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..
←Rate | 01-17-2010 18:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon has decided that TVs are only made for two things, football and porn. Both are actually very different, one is were sweaty men pile on top of each other and the other one is just football.
←Rate | 01-16-2010 20:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..
←Rate | 01-01-2010 08:33 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and dribble a football.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 20:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football
←Rate | 12-21-2009 16:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon not only is band not a sport, it's just stupid. honestly. I want to watch football not freaks dressed up in some of the gayest costumes ever prance around the field
←Rate | 12-15-2009 23:18 by joe fool Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes Jimmy Football was more like Billy Mays-DEAD!
←Rate | 11-15-2009 21:07 by Pineapple Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 12:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Arsene has brought us success, beautiful football and the glorious Thierry Henry. But if the Adebayor deal falls through, I swear I'll rip his cock out through his nose."
←Rate | 07-14-2009 17:59 by Triple T | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

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