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   messageicon The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 13:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one creaky floorboard that blows your cover.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 11:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of depression when you find out that you ran out of milk for your cereal.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time its acceptable for a girl to spit is if its into another girls mouth.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2011- :( 1800- The muscles of my mouth are set downwards in an unamused manner.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 20:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
←Rate | 12-12-2011 11:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home Alone = Porn at MAX Volume
←Rate | 12-11-2011 12:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a Muslim strip club last night, everyone was shouting "SHOW US YER FACE"
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep a baseball bat under the bed just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me..
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big girls take photos from the neck up.
←Rate | 12-10-2011 18:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
←Rate | 12-09-2011 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:13 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno
←Rate | 12-08-2011 10:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 13:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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